It's not merchandise. We call it music. BUY! Mail order Projex produx from our sister company, Ubutique.
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Main Pages at the Home of Ubu Projex:
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Check for the availability of specially marked "Low Stock Items" before sending your order.

Ubutique email: ubutique@gmail.com

CREDIT CARDS
Ubutique doesn't take credit cards. For US customers this should pose no problem - we gladly accept dollar checks drawn on US banks. The best option for others is to pay via our Paypal account. PayPal is an internet "bank." Opening an account is free, quick & simple and allows you to use a credit card, or bank transfer, to make purchases at Ubutique. All you ever pay for is the price of the order from Ubutique. Find out more from PayPal directly, or see below.

hearpen.com
On December 11 2007 hearpen.com went online. It is a web site dedicated to sales of Ubu and Ubu-related downloads, offering live recordings from across the decades, going all the way back to the Pirate's Cove days. As well there will be, from time to time, studio recordings that for one reason or another were not deemed "worthy" of a commercial release or that have become unavailable through commercial channels. Video offerings, from time to time, will be uploaded.

If you are in the market for an Ubu audio download hearpen.com is the only site that offers the best quality compression ratios. We hope to move more studio albums to this site over time as we come to arrangements with the relevant record companies.

Ubu Projex T-Shirts

Avant Garage Black

Return To The Avant Garage
Design by John Thompson. Sizes: Small, Medium, Large, X-Large and XXL. 100% Cotton. Made in the USA. Print on front and back (see image to the right). $18. Add $1.50 for an XXL size. Remember to specify size when ordering. See below for shipping costs.


Avant Garage Black

Modern Dance in French
Design by John Thompson. Sizes: Small, Medium, Large, X-Large and XXL. 100% Cotton. Made in the USA. Print on front and back (see image to the right). $16. Add $1.50 for an XXL size. Remember to specify size when ordering. See below for shipping costs.


WIHW pink front

Why I Hate Women
Design by John Thompson. Sizes: Small, Medium, Large, X-Large and XXL. 100% Cotton. Made in the USA. Print on front and back (see image to the right). $20. Add $1.50 for an XXL size. Remember to specify size when ordering. See below for shipping costs.


18 Monkeys Lime Shirt

18 Monkeys Lime
Design by John Thompson. Sizes: Small, Large, X-Large and XXL. 100% Cotton. Made in the USA. Print on front. $16. Add $1.50 for an XXL size. Remember to specify size when ordering. See below for shipping costs.


18 Monkeys White Shirt

18 Monkeys White
Design by John Thompson. Sizes: Small, Large, X-Large and XXL. 100% Cotton. Made in the USA. Print on front only. $16. Add $1.50 for an XXL size. Remember to specify size when ordering. See below for shipping costs.
RFTT Shirt

RFTT Red
Design by John Thompson. Sizes: Youth-L, Small, Medium, Large, and X-Large. 100% Cotton. Made in the USA. Print on front and back. $16. Remember to specify size when ordering. See below for shipping costs.
RFTT Shirt

RFTT Blue
Design by John Thompson. Jim describes it as "periwinkle blue." Some violet colored ones are available in Youth sizes. Sizes: Youth-M, Small, Medium, Large, X-Large and XX-Large. 100% Cotton. Made in the USA. Print on front only. $16. Remember to specify size when ordering. See below for shipping costs.
Surf's Up! T-SHIRT

Surf's Up!
Design by Andy Diagram. Realization by John Thompson. XL only. Black. 100% Cotton. Made in the UK. Print on front only. Subtle shades of red and gold.$15. See below for shipping costs.
Disasto SHIRT

Disastodrome?
Low Stock Item!
"Refine Yourself in the furnace of the moment" Designed by John Thompson for the David Thomas: Disastodrome! Festival. XL only. White. 100% Cotton. Redwood Sportswear. Made in the UK. Print on back in pink reads, "We call It DISASTO so NOTHING can go wrong." $15. See below for shipping costs.
Visit the Gallery of Lost Souls...
uh, out of print t-shirts

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Miscellaneous Stuff

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Pere Ubu cds

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Ubutique Vinyl

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David Thomas Recordings

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Tom Herman Recordings

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Related Recordings

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Order From Ubutique Via PayPal
PayPal is an internet "bank." Opening an account is free, quick & simple and allows you to use a credit card, or bank transfer, to make purchases at Ubutique. All you ever pay for is the price of the order from Ubutique.

Send us an email (link below). In the body of the email list the items you want and the nation we will be shipping to. Remember to specify t-shirt size and any other specifics (for example, if two or more versions of an item are offered). No other information is required at this point. We will figure the shipping costs and email a confirmation with a URL link. Click on the link, the transaction details will be forwarded to Paypal and you will be guided thru the payment process. If you are not an account-holder you will be guided thru that process as well.

The account you are making payments to is directors@ubuprojex.net.

International users opening a new account need to wait for a security code process which can delay things a bit.
Note that Paypal is currently available in Argentina, Australia, Austria, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, China, Costa Rica, Denmark, Dominican Republic, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hong Kong, Iceland, India, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Luxembourg, Mexico, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Portugal, Singapore, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland and United Kingdom.

Email us to place an order or ask a question about Ubutique merchandise.

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Shipping Costs and Snail Mail Orders
USAMexico & CanadaUK & EUAustralia, NZ, Asia & Middle East

Orders to the USA
Make payment with personal check or money order payable to Ubutique:
Ubutique c/o Steve Mehlman
3815 John Av up
Cleveland OH 44113
Or use Paypal.
Shipping & handling rates: We use the USPS Media Mail service for shipping cd-only orders to US addresses. The flat rate for any number of cds up to 3 pounds in weight via Media Mail is $4.50. Mixed orders or orders of t-shirts and/or vinyl will be sent USPS Priority Mail at a rate of $4.50 for the first item. For each item additional add $1.50. Box sets and vinyl lps count as 3 items. See Notes.
Posters are shipped separately from any cd or t-shirt order at a flat $8 for up to 6 posters.

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Orders to Mexico & Canada
Shipping & handling rates: $6.50 for the first item and $1.50 for each extra item. Box sets and vinyl lps count as 3 items. All merchandise will be air-mailed from The States. See Notes.
Posters are shipped separately from any cd or t-shirt order at a flat $6.00 for up to 6 posters, plus $3 for the mailing tube.

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Orders to the UK & Europe
First, you might want to check that you can't order what you want over the internet or by phone or fax with a credit card from Glitterhouse or from Cooking Vinyl.
Shipping & handling rates: $9.00 for the first item and $3.00 for each extra item. Box sets and vinyl lps count as 3 items. All merchandise will be air-mailed from The States. See Notes.
Posters are shipped separately from any cd or t-shirt order at a flat $8.00 for up to 6 posters, plus $3 for the mailing tube.

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Orders to South America, Australia, NZ, Asia & the Middle East
Shipping & handling rates: Include $8.50 for the first item. Add $2.00 for each extra item. Box sets and vinyl lps count as 3 items. All merchandise will be air-mailed from The States. See Notes
Posters are shipped separately from any cd or t-shirt order at a flat $9.00 for up to 6 posters, plus $3 for the mailing tube.

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Notes:

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Order from Cooking Vinyl

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Main Pages at the Home of Ubu Projex:
CalendarContactsHomeReferenceProtocolsUbutiquePress Center || hearpen.com
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